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Master Chief wakes up to find himself in the Ebon Hawk that has crashed on some unknown planet. After gathering himself he searches for the rest of his crew. He finds Billy the Barbarian passed out hung up on some wreckage.

Master Chief: Billy, I'm not sure where we are. I'm going to scout the area make sure everything is clear.

Billy: I'll be fine in a minute. Just give me a chance to get a can of game fuel and we'll go look for the crew.

Chief: Okay, I'll be back. Don't waste too much time.

MOMENTS PASS WHEN BILLY HEARS THE SOUND OF A CHAINSAW REVING BEHIND HIM

Chief: I suggest you back off my friend unless you want to feel a full clip of battle rifle rounds in your spine.

Marcus Fenix: Okay, you don't seem like Locust followers. Your aircraft was shot down and I had to investigate. I came to clean up the Locusts around here.

Billy: Just put the Chainsaw away man. This is Master Chief and I'm Billy the Barbarian. We lost a few crew members and we got to find them so we can figure out what to do next.

Marcus: I'm Marcus Fenix. I have a squad just down the road there. I'll help you guys find your men. We could use some extra man power to help us destroy one of the Locust Queens. We've finally located the hide out and it needs to be exterminated. There is a good chance your guys may have been taken there to join their cause.

Chief: Locusts? What the hell are they? A cult?

Marcus: It's a race of beings that lived underground. They emerged above ground and want the humans eliminated.

Billy: Why are you guys whispering to eachother? Do you guys think you're like Clint Eastwood, Wolverine, Sam Fisher or Solid Snake?

Marcus: Solid who?

Chief: Billy, it's just to build some drama. Go along with it.

Marcus: Let's get out of here. My guys are near here. We'll meet up and then we'll take down that Locust Queen. Hopefully we'll find your friends on the way.

Marcus: Okay guys, I sent Baird, Dom, and Cole to flank the other side. We'll attack the entrance. And hopefully meet up in the middle.

Billy: It's freaking Hordak! Take him down!

Marcus: Heck yeah! That's one of the main Locust Bosses. We must be close to the Queen.

Billy: Why is he yelling about Britney Spears? That makes no sense.

Chief: Billy, it must be who the Queen is. Think about it. There are tons of Locusts on more planets than this one. Did you guys see that Youtube video about leaving Britney Spears alone?

Marcus: Then this war is bigger than any war I've ever witnessed.

Chief: Pffft. Not me I've probably saved this planet without knowing it.

Marcus: This is the last planet that needs saving. It needs destroyed.

Billy: Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? *SINGING* It's like rain on your wedding day! It's the good advice that you just didn't take! Who would have thought it figures!

Chief: Billy, even for you, that was lame.

Billy: Sorry.

Billy: Dude! Sonic! Mario! Britney Spears! What the hell is going on here?!

Marcus: Just destroy them. They are locusts now. You must take them all down.

Sonic: I'm going to save the day!

Mario: No way! My turn, you've been trying to steal my spot light for long enough!

Sonic: No, me! I'm faster. You are just a fat boy! Go eat some pizza fat boy!

Mario: Man, I've got fireball power, you are going down!

Billy: I guess they are going to take care of eachother. Look at them fight!

Britney: Mario! Sonic! What are you two doing?! Get back here and protect me!

Marcus: It's too late Locust Queen. They destroyed eachother!

Billy:It's a sad day for gaming. I loved those guys.

Chief: Billy focus on the future! Focus on our mission at hand.

Billy: Okay, but I'll be needing some sad time later.

Marcus: Channel your sadness to anger! It's Britney's fault that Sonic and Mario are dead! Let's finish her!

THE HEROES WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE LOCUST INFESTED BASE AND THERE WAS NO SIGN OF LONG HAIRED OFFENDER, ULTIMATE WARRIOR, OR SON OF THE SHINING PATH. BILLY AND CHIEF REGROUP WITH MARCUS AND HIS GEARS TO CONTINUE THE SEARCH.

.....to be continued.

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